yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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