we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We have so much sex to catch up on
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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