Do you still have your period?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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