That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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