Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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