After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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