i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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