...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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