I could make wine with my vomit
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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