Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
