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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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