his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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