in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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