come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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