Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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