Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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