Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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