That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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