I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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