2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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