I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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