watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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