high people should be assigned attendants
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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