My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Just high enough for therapy.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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