bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Randomize
