mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Non-Jews are for practice
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It's never too late to be topless.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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