carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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