Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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