have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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