Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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