yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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