a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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