In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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