My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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