he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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