I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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