Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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