just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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