yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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