three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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