now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
What a dumb baby whore.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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