doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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