just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Fuck appropriateness.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
