Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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