And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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