you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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