Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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