apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
