dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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