Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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