i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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